Are you ready for this???
Mix 1 Package Devil's Food chocolate cake (with eggs, oil, water) + 1 package crushed Oreos
Mix 1 package crushed Oreos (via food processor) + 12 ounces softened cream cheese + a can of vanilla frosting.
Frost that cake!
(keep refrigerated until you actually eat it, then I like it cold and Mr. D likes it nuked for 20 seconds in the micro).
Serve with milk, vanilla ice cream, and a heaping serving of sprinkles spelling out your name.
Seriously the best cake I have ever made in my whole life.
Calorie content? Zero. But only if it's your birthday, because calories never count on your birthday. :)