yes, he's nine.
and yes, he's a published author.
and yessss, this is completely legit and true and not a joke in any way.
i don't know about you but i'm at a loss for words entirely.. so here's the description:
Are you smart enough to take over a girl's heart?
Leave it to a nine-year-old to get down to the basics about how to win victory with a girl. How to Talk to Girls is for boys of all ages—from eight to eighty—and the girls they like. So read this book and then you're ready. Good luck! Tips: Comb your hair and don't wear sweats. Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to). Don't act desperate.
Alec Greven is nine-years-old and is in the fourth grade. He has appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and on CNN. He loves to read and write. Alec wrote this book when he was eight years old. He lives in Castle Rock, Colorado, with his family.